Why do people follow you on Tumblr?
People follow Lets-be-phoreal because he/she is sly and doesn’t give a shit BITCHINPeople follow scryptics because he/she is beautiful and has a nice butt.
People follow once-lers-freckles because he/she is a pimp and tends to oversleep.
People follow elizoobeth because he/she is a peeping tom and likes cardboard boxes.
literally me
People follow thatorangealien because he/she is mean and likes weird things.
Holy shit, this is perfect.
People follow Senile-Snake because he/she is evil and thinks too much.
Correct
“people follow in-my-kokoro because she us crude and has a pillow fetish”
;_; cries
People follow sulkylass because he/she is like a boss and has a nice butt.
FUCK
I’M DEADPeople follow iventuredfromminecraftia because he/she is lazy and likes fizzy drinks.
me
People follow rayfrica because he/she is beautiful and has an eye fetish.
um..
People follow shutupimthinking because he/she is crude and likes threesomes.
oh
People follow shikonnotamagang because he/she is evil and likes going to mixed baths.
das ryte (◡‿◡✿)



